you enter your place of residence to find your partner in bed with another person.

Nakey's picture
you turn around and walk straight out.
30% (7 votes)
you shout "player three has entered the game!" and strip.
13% (3 votes)
whip out your smart phone of choice and create your own short lived youtube reality show, springer style.
13% (3 votes)
politely ask the other person to leave and when they do have a frank discussion with your partner.
9% (2 votes)
start wailing on the other person until they stop moving then ask your partner to get the hacksaw, duct tape and garbage bags.
4% (1 vote)
start wailing on your now ex until they stop moving then ask the other person to get the hacksaw, duct tape and garbage bags.
4% (1 vote)
other
26% (6 votes)
Total votes: 23

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MY place of residence.

 

She has 60 seconds to leave before the police are called.

 

Next afternoon. If she cares about her stuff she better move it off my curb before the homeless get "rich"

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My place of residence? I'd be shocked to find two strange people in my bedroom. The other claiming to be my partner on top of that. I'd prolly ask them to share their acid before they get too weird.

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