Godspeed, Spiked Nation

Pantysoaker's picture

The Starting Line - Leaving

I remember 15 years ago when first joined spikedhumor when it only had 17 pages of videos. Back then I was a skinny emo kid who used to suck my own dick to music like this.

 

I've had a blast trolling and arguing with Blackstallion about the military, that guy (i forgot his name) that always bragged about eating a nugget of his own poop, ignoring Groth, watching DaveyWavyBabys  "If spiked was a movie theatre" series, CanadianChick pretending to be a "hot girl" on the internet, Guaii doing his best Osama Bin Laden impression, Niceguyeddie trying to outspam my video uploads, Kingofheavymetal always bitching about being a cripple, Phantiff for being for more annoying than i could ever dream of, The_Lamented always lamenting his laments, Fortylicks for having good taste in podcasts, Violet not knowing the difference between the delete and the ban button, Drazer ragequitting the site after i rebutted his comments for years, Flynn being the first rabbit to own a website, and Nakey trying his best to hold this whole place together, but after spending about half my life being a part of this community, its time for me to leave. This adios is about 2 years too late because Spiked hasent really been spiked since then. People love stories with endings, instead of dragging this story on im dissapearing from this site faster than a clinton e-mail.
 

 

Thanks for all the good and bad memories,

and congratulations on all your're failures and accomplishments,

-TRP ;)

 

 

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Fortylicks's picture

Farewell fellow carolla fan! 

 

P.s. 

 

I want To slap Gina’s titis around.... that is all! 

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Pantysoaker's picture

It would be better to see her jump on a trampoline during the Man Show

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Pulpgimp1's picture

What the heck? You've been Therepostpolice all this time?

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beer420's picture

Image result for salute

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eh's picture

Peace. Out.

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delt_osvp-'s picture

who was that chick that posted Suicide girl gallerys that nobody asked for? 

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Neurosis Inc's picture

Probably InsaneJane (spelling is wrong but you the gist)

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daftcunt's picture

OK, now berg and kdog should have their coming out too.

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danmanjones's picture

Later dude. Your sarcasm will be missed.

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hellyeah's picture

Gerelateerde afbeelding

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Muchos Munchbagger's picture

who cares.

Just a distraction site

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backdraft's picture
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What the hell are going to do now? Go on Reddit? 

 

Kuvahaun tulos haulle farewell gif

 

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Pantysoaker's picture

since you asked, Therexportal.com

 

The name of the site was created by me trying to cram as much of therepostpolice in the url as possible. I had to settle for The, Re, and Po. It was a stupid idea, but sometimes stupid works :p

 

I worked on creating this pain in the ass site for two years with a old crazy IT guy from Zimbaube who barely speaks english. Somehow, even though its still in its conceptual phase, accidently landed a crazy contract with the largest PT firm in the US.

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lawngnome909's picture

Wait...   You aren't a sleezy strip club DJ that is stuck in the 90's with a hint of pedo?... 
 

Nahhh, that's too many adam carolla and MadTV posts to have been trolling this whole time!

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bannik's picture

You didn't mention me, go fuck yourself. 

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hellyeah's picture

Afbeeldingsresultaat voor all hail the king gif

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SpikedLegend's picture
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So you finally got a girlfriend.

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Pantysoaker's picture

In Sacramento, there is a TV show called "Good Day Sacramento" the former entertainment news anchor for that show is named Mark S. Allen. Mark left Good Day then started his own TV show called "Mark at the Movies" which aired in Sacramento. My mother was the regional advertising manager for the Sacramento Bee newspaper which was a big sponser of Mark's show and Good Day Sacramento for years. 

 

Every week Mark, and some guest movie critics, would go to the Palladio Cinema in Folsom to see early screenings of new movies. Using my mom's connections I was able to tag along as a guest critic for The Hunger Games Mockingjay 2 premire. unknown to me, for this weeks television segment they were featuring aspiering youtube creators. There was assigned seating for this premire so i move towards my seat and notice their is an young attractive blonde girl sitting in the seat next to me. I walk closer then she kinda starts looking familiar from my old spiked uploads, then once i took my seat next to her, I realize

 

ITS LIA MARIE JOHNSON!

 

i talked with her for a couple minutes before & after the show and got a hug before we left the theatre but was too pussy to ask for the #

 

I shoulda smashed ;(

 

 

 

 

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