Massive Wandering Creature

I see moose a few times a year and I'm always amazed at just how big they are. A full-grown male moose looks like a creature out of another age. People who visit and have never seen one are always wide-eyed and shocked when they are close to one because the moose from children's books just weren't presented as the huge animals they are. I definitely don't approach them like these fucking morons. They are best just left alone.