Epic Christmas Explosion

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Sat, 2020-12-26 03:21 — Pantysoaker

RAW: Nashville downtown explosion Christmas morning

MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas Santa’s about to slide down your hot hot chimney tonight. So lick those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra big North Pole, and make sure your cookie is yummy enough for Santa to eat! But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy CANE =D

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Sounds like she enloyed that 

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Sat, 2020-12-26 03:46 |
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daftcunt
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Yeah sounded like she forgot to take the vibrator out before leaving the house!

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Sat, 2020-12-26 04:24 |
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Thank god Hooters is ok.

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Sat, 2020-12-26 15:38 |