Arrest of a YouTube Superstar: Vitaly Goes to Jail

One of my clients is a "famous" tiktoker, having seen his videos I don't understand why people would watch him dancing here, "being" there. He is "cute", but boy does he lack cerebral capacity.

Never heard of him either. Mushrooms can make you do some fucked up things. I got into a fight that was really kinda sorta uncalled for. My rational side was not wanting to fight the guy but my other side was like "just fucking do it, it'll be fun". Kinda felt like I was sitting on the sideline watching the game go down, had to try and explain it the next day to a bunch of hippies that wanted to kick me out. It was like two sides of me directing the show, one part was like just grab em and wrestle, it'll be fun, the other side was like "yeah ok, just dont punch in the face or hurt him that much" and then the rest of my brain just sat back with some popcorn and watched the shit show. In my defense the dude was defending a guy that we kicked out for raping a girl a few days prior. I think my brain was just like "well, this guy deserves it so Im sitting this one out". I told the guy to leave our camp and after some protest he was leaving but when the guy walked past me I just grabbed him and started choking him out. Im not sure what set me off, maybe he looked at me funny or something, I dont know, cant really explain it.