"OMG, OMG, I had no idea thank you so much for sniping them all in the head just as they were about to cut my head off. I don't know what happened I introduced myself as a fellow Muslim and started into an in-depth discussion of Marxist socialist theory and they just freaked out, started yammering in that weird language I don't understand despite having studied it, and wipped out the machete. Hey do any of you special forces guys want your dick sucked? I'll do it I'm that thankful - I'll even swallow...."
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