So, maybe 5 or 6 years ago I bought some "liquid ass" on amazon so I could do a similar prank.....but....trust me, you could end relationships with this stuff. Imagine not wiping your ass for a week, and then scraping off the shit chunks from your asshole and putting it in a bottle. It's really that vile. I cannot stress how nasty this stuff smells. The smell also lingers for what seems an eternity.
This is a weapon to use on your enemies, not friends. I honestly couldn't ever bring myself to use it so I wound up throwing it away.
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sato (Old Spike)
coming from someone who calls himself beer420 somehow adds even more veracity.
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sli0701948 (Old Spike)
To anyone might call him a redneck, remmber he's not holding a beer.
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Champ (Short Spike)
When you're driving in your chevy
and ya feel someing heavy
diarrhea
diarrhea
When your riding in your car
and your butt feels like tar
diarrhea
diarrhea
When your slidin' into first
and you feel something burst
diarrihea
diarrhea
When you're climbin' up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea
diarrhea
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(Old Spike)
So, maybe 5 or 6 years ago I bought some "liquid ass" on amazon so I could do a similar prank.....but....trust me, you could end relationships with this stuff. Imagine not wiping your ass for a week, and then scraping off the shit chunks from your asshole and putting it in a bottle. It's really that vile. I cannot stress how nasty this stuff smells. The smell also lingers for what seems an eternity.
This is a weapon to use on your enemies, not friends. I honestly couldn't ever bring myself to use it so I wound up throwing it away.
(Old Spike)
coming from someone who calls himself beer420 somehow adds even more veracity.
(Old Spike)
To anyone might call him a redneck, remmber he's not holding a beer.
(Short Spike)
When you're driving in your chevy
and ya feel someing heavy
diarrhea
diarrhea
When your riding in your car
and your butt feels like tar
diarrhea
diarrhea
When your slidin' into first
and you feel something burst
diarrihea
diarrhea
When you're climbin' up a ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea
diarrhea