looks like they might have shot their buddy as well. Oops!
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
I don't see why you would crotch in pain otherwise....wtf m8!
Did they even hit the car?
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
Maybe that once every 5yrs thing happened where he went to run but a pube got caught between his leg and his shorts. Poor fella.
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
Dunno about what your customs are, but here we don't snip the dingaling.... that's a double doozie when a LONG hair.... very very long hair sneaks in under the foreskin.... hoho it's a treat!
Did I mention just how super long that hair has to be for me personally?
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Bobbob (Site Administrator)
The mere fact you didn't snip your dingaling is thanks to the Greeks. When the Apostles first visited Greece with the good news, circumcision for early Christian gentiles was pitched (the Apostles were Hebrew after all) but swiftly declined by the Greeks. Total deal breaker. So a 'new' covenant where our dingalings remain intact was proposed.
I dunno, kind of a personal thing. I'm guessing on a really cold day out in your parts maybe 2 cm? ;-) But don't worry about poor Ahmed in the video. It's definitely the leg-shorts variety cause he and his crew are snipped.
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n0val33t (Old Spike)
Is there no end to Greece's contribution to the world?! Can do all sorts of fun things with it to... put coins in there, hide drugs.... nature's little secret pocket without it getting all sticky as with the other options.
My personall favorite use ....toilet paper, roll it around the tip, pull your hood over and swing it around like crazy...... voila, takes care of that infuriating last drop after taking a leak..... Actually, you don't have to swing it around, I do it just for fun!
TMI... nah life hacks I say! Thanks greeks! =)
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Lols. There really is no end.
You remind me of a poem a Jewish friend of mine started reciting once and I rudely interrupted him. ;-)
'You can shake it. You can rattle. You can wiggle. You can dance.
Whatever you do, the last drop ends up in your pa..'
'Foreskin!'(shouted I). lols.
Ok. cool.. yeah. Rather than a drop which would normally stay in the foreskin, I think you're describing more of a dribble. So.. just so you're not met with as many confused looks at the urinals going forward, maybe just use an ol' urologist's hack. [Given to my dad when he was getting older and the darn thing worked like a charm]: Just gently pull private johnson straight up, a gentle tug (just one!). Just enough so you feel your b-balls start to come up off your shorts and let him back down. What was left now comes out. Then dab-dab the tip and you're done. You'll be pleasantly surprised at how effective this is.
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(Short Spike)
looks like they might have shot their buddy as well. Oops!
(Old Spike)
I don't see why you would crotch in pain otherwise....wtf m8!
Did they even hit the car?
(Site Administrator)
Maybe that once every 5yrs thing happened where he went to run but a pube got caught between his leg and his shorts. Poor fella.
(Old Spike)
Dunno about what your customs are, but here we don't snip the dingaling.... that's a double doozie when a LONG hair.... very very long hair sneaks in under the foreskin.... hoho it's a treat!
Did I mention just how super long that hair has to be for me personally?
(Site Administrator)
The mere fact you didn't snip your dingaling is thanks to the Greeks. When the Apostles first visited Greece with the good news, circumcision for early Christian gentiles was pitched (the Apostles were Hebrew after all) but swiftly declined by the Greeks. Total deal breaker. So a 'new' covenant where our dingalings remain intact was proposed.
I dunno, kind of a personal thing. I'm guessing on a really cold day out in your parts maybe 2 cm? ;-) But don't worry about poor Ahmed in the video. It's definitely the leg-shorts variety cause he and his crew are snipped.
(Old Spike)
Is there no end to Greece's contribution to the world?! Can do all sorts of fun things with it to... put coins in there, hide drugs.... nature's little secret pocket without it getting all sticky as with the other options.
My personall favorite use ....toilet paper, roll it around the tip, pull your hood over and swing it around like crazy...... voila, takes care of that infuriating last drop after taking a leak..... Actually, you don't have to swing it around, I do it just for fun!
TMI... nah life hacks I say! Thanks greeks! =)
(Site Administrator)
Lols. There really is no end.
You remind me of a poem a Jewish friend of mine started reciting once and I rudely interrupted him. ;-)
'You can shake it. You can rattle. You can wiggle. You can dance.
Whatever you do, the last drop ends up in your pa..'
'Foreskin!' (shouted I). lols.
Ok. cool.. yeah. Rather than a drop which would normally stay in the foreskin, I think you're describing more of a dribble. So.. just so you're not met with as many confused looks at the urinals going forward, maybe just use an ol' urologist's hack. [Given to my dad when he was getting older and the darn thing worked like a charm]: Just gently pull private johnson straight up, a gentle tug (just one!). Just enough so you feel your b-balls start to come up off your shorts and let him back down. What was left now comes out. Then dab-dab the tip and you're done. You'll be pleasantly surprised at how effective this is.