Chuck Norris Jokes by Aussies

Thu, 2023-06-08 21:08 — Dude

Chuck Norris jokes 😂

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness book of records

Jesus worships a statue of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not use computers he can emulate them in his brain

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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beat paper, but Chuck Norris beats all three at the same time.
If you spell “Chuck Norris” in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.