Desperate pleas from Canada

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

if i click play will my yt recommend feed get herpes?

i really wanna click play, this looks funny.

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Canada ready for it's tea tax?

 

Not payin a cent.

 

Smile boys! You got Americans in your midst!

 

Gov brings the tyranny and we'll supply the refreshments!

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skeptoid's picture

At least 3 out of the 4 who gave this one star are not even North Americans.

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

This is local content for local people. Dirty foreigners voting on it just ruins everything. What's the world coming to?!?!? 

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I never said you were dirty. You said that. Are you dirty Dan man? When you accidentally call yourself dirty are you referring to the fact that almost everything you present on this site is disingenuous and untrue? You're just a regular Westerner living in New Zealand who didn't move from the Chinese mainland to live there and produce propaganda for the CCP or is lying about the fact that they even live there. No you're just some western guy who grew up in New Zealand who has just come to realize that the Chinese Communist party has it right. Is that right buddy? Nah you're not dirty.

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

you've gone full circle there man

you over-snarked

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Take your pick - either you are a Chinese national misrepresenting who you are or you are a New Zealander lying about what you believe. Either way you're full of shit, and we all know it. Your constant attempts to invoke zenophobia and/or racism as your shield against people pointing this out is obvious and sad.

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whm2whm3

"...or you are a New Zealander lying about what you believe"

what is it you think NZers believe?

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

so you have no clue what NZers believe & you're too chicken shit to admit it.

glad we cleared that up.

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LMAO - look at how aburd you've become. You just asked me what New Zealanders believe, as though there is a singular answer to what New Zealanders believe. You grew up in the system I just laid out for you, hard won with much blood over many centuries. What was it about growing up in this system that convinced you that the Chinese Communist Party has the right approach to government? Do you see how absurd you are?

 

You're upset that I didn't try to answer you're knowingly invalid question because you had expected a specific reponse your that your playbook has a response lined up for. And I didn't give it you, because you DON'T UNDERSTAND how my mind works. At all. It's obvious, and it marks you out in a way you DO NOT UNDERSTAND. And it's hilarious.

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

>You just asked me what New Zealanders believe

no, I asked you what YOU THINK NZers believe

and you copy pasted something from the internet

the obvious take away here is you have no clue what NZers balieve, you just talk shit all day with no shame.

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"What do you think New Zealanders believe" is not a valid question. It has no answer, you absurd fool. What we're talking about here is you - Danman the individual. I've asked you a valid question, one that can be answered, but you won't answer it will you? Because you can't - you know that you don't have a valid answer. Why is that?

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danman's picture
whm2whm3

> either you are a Chinese national misrepresenting who you are or you are a New Zealander lying about what you believe.

> "What do you think New Zealanders believe" is not a valid question.

Pick one.

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