lol, I thought christians disregard the old testament?
Or is this a satire? Jesus is cumming again?
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When i have sex with Jesus next morning there is a double rainbow, and devil cometh from the earth provides me a place to sit, while i watch christians and other clowns make a fool of themselves, on the devilish machine we call a computer.
The computer spews out shit and filth over our clean white souls, and we like the devil for creating it.
Hail Satan
The truth is god does not give a shit about you and whether you believe in him or not.
You don't think he is above that? :)
"ppl dont believe in me i am going to send em to hell"......... is that your god? :)
Nobody cares more then a religious person, out of fear what may befall them.
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(Old Spike)
lol, I thought christians disregard the old testament?
Or is this a satire? Jesus is cumming again?
(Old Spike)
When i have sex with Jesus next morning there is a double rainbow, and devil cometh from the earth provides me a place to sit, while i watch christians and other clowns make a fool of themselves, on the devilish machine we call a computer.
The computer spews out shit and filth over our clean white souls, and we like the devil for creating it.
Hail Satan
The truth is god does not give a shit about you and whether you believe in him or not.
You don't think he is above that? :)
"ppl dont believe in me i am going to send em to hell"......... is that your god? :)
Nobody cares more then a religious person, out of fear what may befall them.