Hailey is young. Hailey likes to make jokes. Hailey doesn't do only fans. And Hailey's Pop-pop might shoot you if you're a loitering Paparazzo on their property.
Hailey's lawyer is coming for your illegal merch provider (Hailey's lawyer doesn't realize you can't take a patent out on onomatopoeia; even when it's hawk-tuah).
Hailey's still pretty cool though. Be more like Hailey.
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(Old Spike)
I hope she does Onlyfans one day. That's a girl I'd love to Slap my meat for a 5$ monthly subscription
(Site Administrator)
Let her keep her integrity. See Pdub's comment below for a workaround.
(Old Spike)
And... now she's a deepfake pornstar.
(Site Administrator)
Which reminds me. Folks, if you've still got young children, don't be putting them up all over social media so the neighborhood pedo does his dirty using deepfake or whatever, please. Distribute any photos to close family via email if you still can.
(Old Spike)
Why is her daddy not proud of her success?.....O wait :)
(Site Administrator)
I dunno. Is that an Alabama twang I hear? Maybe he taught her everything she knows ;-)
I still find her quite funny, disarming and cute though. More power to her.