I just broke up with my GF

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sorry to hear about that,

but to alleviate the situation with humor, maybe you should buy a penis pump get that dick a little longer and fatter, then she will come back :)

Just pump it for a year, take a viagra, show up to her doorstep and show it to her.

Either she will call the cops or choke on it.

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