Just Another Baby Born

I delivered a kid when i was 7  years old and was pretty calm about it,

I was driving around town on my bike and saw a car at a busy intersection with a guy leaning against a car, completely pale, he asked me if i could help, i went in the car, and helped the lady push by pressing on the top of her belly (seen it on tv) and when the baby came out i caught it, held it upside down with its ankles between my fingers, and slapped her against the ass, so she would start screaming (clearing the lungs and start the breathing) i gave her to the mom and, when the dad asked what the placenta was, i told him it was his son :) then the ambulance came and i got back on my bike to home with sticky hands. about 4 years later i bumped into them at the annual fair, she asked me where baby's came from, i just told her the truth