Largest Caribbean Lobster

its fake but you know, people pay to learn how to defend themselves in situations that never come to pass. why not pay to learn how to defend yourself from a giant crustacean? bjj ain't going to do shit againts its wide stance with multiple legs, can't take it to the ground or eally risk getting in to close or its claws would destroy you. its carapace makes strikes redundent. if you can handle that, i'm sure any primate wearing pants is no problem