The New Zealand government's ad addressing the issue of younger people watching online porn is interesting.
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New Zealand Online Porn
The New Zealand government's ad addressing the issue of younger people watching online porn is interesting.
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(sounds retarded)
The Karens have taken over New Zealand! They think watching porn leads to rape, smoking weed leads to crack addiction. If they say the sky is down and the ground is up then it must be so or you will be canceled!
(Old Spike)
This will always be 'Karen' for me:
(Site Administrator)
They can fuck right off. i would take up religion so I could prey for porn like we have now back in the 80’s when I was this kids age. I’d be spanking that shit like a lumberjack on 50 cans of redbull working a triple shift in the amazon jungle. In the end it would literally be like trying to beat off a punch drunk wet noodle but with porn like that and shear john wick force of will I’d get the fucking job done.
Fucking 2400 modem taking 10 minutes to download a grainy image of Samantha foxs tits is all we had back then. Then some prick calls half way through and the connection gets cut and you have to start again. The resolution now is so epic you can see the scars from the labiaplasty.
For some people porn is all they have and all they’ll ever need. Dudes will literally fight to the death to keep it too.
(sounds retarded)
I had to use mags most of the time. Then my dad got the scrambler box with all the porn channels. I would pop in a vhs tape before I left for school to record the playboy channel, spice channel and a few others, then take it out before he got home from work so he wouldnt notice. Id have to wait a week or so before I could see what I got! I traded those tapes for kids entire baseball card collections then for weed later on!
(Long Spike)
My uncle once told me how bad things once were. He said there was nothing but Playboy collections strategically swiped from fathers and watching the beginning of James Bond movies to try to see titties from the side during the intros. It was a sad time before Skinemax, Playboy Channel, Spice Channel, and Girls Gone Wild vids. Now it's like a system overload of porn before kids even hit 12 and they don't even realize the sacrifices that were made for them. Pictures that are just a click away were tougher to get than invading Russia in winter. Sad.
(sounds retarded)
I was probably around 9 or 10 when I found a black and white mag for ordering porn vids in a parking lot and I stuffed it under my dads truckbed in order to get it home, felt like doing a covert operation, lol. That shit was GOLD! Then I figured out I could just steal all I wanted from the corner store, haha. I will never forget the first porn vid I watched, I snuck it out of my dads drawer to watch it one night. Satisfiers of Alpha Blue. I still watch it once in a while.
(Site Administrator)
Dude! You realize dad probably used that same video to get mom in the mood, right? Lols
(Long Spike)
"spanking that shit like a lumberjack on 50 cans of redbull working a triple shift in the amazon jungle"
Simple, easy to grasp verbiage but with a flair that allows for a visual experience. The result of literary genius.
(Site Administrator)
thank you
many trees were felled and axe heads broken that day.
there will be songs sung of the legendary blisters formed.