a religion that raptures people

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All Things Bright And Beautiful

The heavens declare the glory of the Bomb, and the firmament showeth His handiwork.
His sound has gone out unto all the land. And his light unto the end of the world.
He descendeth from the outermost part of heaven, and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. There is neither speech nor language, yet His voice is heard among them.
Praise Him. Praise Him. My strength and my redeemer.
Glory be to the Bomb and to the holy fallout as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Amen Amen Amen Amen
Almighty and everlasting Bomb, who came down among us to make heaven under Earth, lighten our darkness. Oh Instrument of God, grant us Thy peace.
Almighty Bomb Who destroyed all devils And created angels Behold His glory
Behold the truth that abides in us. Reveal that truth unto that Maker.
I reveal my inmost self unto my God.
Unto my God.
Unto my God.
All things bright and beautiful All creatures great and small All things wise and wonderful The good Bomb made us all He gave us eyes to see with And lips that we might tell How great the Bomb Almighty Who made all things well
May the blessings of the Bomb Almighty and the fellowship of the Holy Fallout descend on us all, this night and for evermore. Amen.

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daftcunt's picture
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So, actually ANY religion!

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sal9000's picture
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maybe, but i'd be inclined to join one who's god created surface to air missiles on the 5th day

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