The Royal Regiment of Scotland

Bagpipes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Bagpipes, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop using them now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Bagpipes are evil, using them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Bagpipes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !