Satan's Guide to the Bible

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SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE

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lol, morals.....

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Bobbob's picture
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'morals for dummies' you mean.

Watch Satan tell a bunch of dumb kids (stand-ins for those watching) what he thinks about scripture. Listen to these 'experts' atheists tell you how it really is. Do we want to bring in biblical scholars to argue the reverse?..who has time for that.

(not mine but good) 'Nothing but a propaganda piece, parodying itself as scholarship. The parody part of it, where Satan takes some kids and leads them away from the truth is the most accurate part.' 

 

Watch pastor Mike debunk the thing here:

 

 

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Clinging to the ridiculous notion that we all would be "sinners" and "bad" (i.e. have no morals) if it weren't for the bible (and the threat to "burn in eternal hell")?

Grow up, little buddy.

 

Again, I ask you: If there was UNDENIABLE PROOF "your god" doesn't exist would you start looting and raping, maybe even murdering? Would you encourage your children to do so?

 

These are simple questions which can only be answered with "yes" or "no" and some reasoning for it. So unless you have the courage to do that don't waste your time replying.

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'Grow up, little buddy.' he said, staring down his shorts. Hnngh.  

No, you first.

Also, I wasted time reading your patented / recycled response, so what's a bit more wasted time answering.  The short answer is simple. Good men... Good men don't need rules, daftcunt. The bible, along with the societal mores derived from it here in the west, goes a long way to checking some darker aspects of human nature in the rest of us. I'll tell you a joke, from dad's hometown in Arcadia prefecture, Greece (you'll remember in the movie 300, even though they were farmers and artisans...the Arcadians still showed up to the fight). 

 

Judge (in a small town): Johnny I've known you since you were born. I know your father for Pete's sake. You're 25 and she's only 15. Why did you do it Johnny? Didn't you think that you might end up here, in this situation, with me?

 

Johnny (raising his bowed head to meet the judge's eyes):  I know your honor. You're absolutely rightAnd if I'm to be perfectly honest, though I didn't think of you at the time..I thought of you immediately afterwards...and I even cried a little.

​​​​​​The joke doesn't translate as well in Abu Dhabi. 😉

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You wasted your time little buddy. 
Unless there is a yes or no leading your reply: TL;DR

 

I informed you thusly.

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YES you are still a putz? You know how every time you try to force me to answer 'yes or no' to one of your ill-conceived questions, pretending like you're some lawyer..in 1947 Nuremburg or something; you remind me of this guy, and I laugh too.

What was Hermann Goering laughing at? [Nuremburg Trials] : r/ww2

 

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"ill-conceived questions", little buddy? More like the logical follow up question to your notion that morals only exist because of "your god". But as always you are too afraid to answer "NO, of course not!".

 

And we are not even touching flaws in your argumentation like why believers in "other gods" -or atheists for that matter- also have "morals" (irrespective of whether their upbringing was influenced by "your god" or not), 

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No, to the notion of you not being a Putz is basically what I'm saying. Sorry, just in case response starting with yes or no is still a condition.

Historically, you know Rome only stopped 'the games' due to pressure from Christians, right? Emperors have written letters complaining about Christians snubbing and not attending the games leading to their decline and end. Not attending...how violent. Not a single can of Campbell's soup was harmed in this protest.

I said it before, being themselves or being the children of failed Christians, of course it's easy for western atheists to adhere to the same tenants. I said fc knowing this gives you a hard-on so try and be gentle given you know what I mean. Lapsed Christians is probably better. You feeling lapsed? Let's say lapsed, yeah.

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It is very apparent that these kind of hypotheticals scare you. little buddy. By the looks of it even thinking about it fuels your insecurities. Being scared shitless by the possibility that you could be wrong is reflected in all your replies here. Now you got so upset that you can't even hit the "reply" button.

 

The funny thing about it is that admitting that you wouldn't change your morals wouldn't even make you look bad, it would just make you look human.

 

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Yes, your statement above is indeed quite telling. It says a lot more about you, your thought process and insecurities about the issue than anything I could say or not say. How it must chide you knowing that, with your spiritual component set at '0', at least this is what you keep telling yourself and us with your 'cry for help' anti-Christian posts, that some folks have this added dimension to their lives.

 

Keep barking, dog. You've outed yourself above with your hypothetical guesses at my replies.  A conversation  playing  itself out only in your head.

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