you want him to start bottling up the loads and send them to you so you can drink it?
i hear your people have issues with drinking. like lysol and listerine when you can't manage to siphon gas out of the skidoos. bet you can tell the difference between leaded and unleaded
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skeptoid (Old Spike)
Hey I'm not the one posting vids and putting your name in them - don't take it out on me. Not my fault "the rest of us" took a vacation. Deal with it - we're all mostly here to have some laughs, really. I think. Why so serious, Duckling?
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Muchos Munchbagger (Short Spike)
Shit
They found it.
Welp back to the want ads
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that's some brutal going at it like a lumberjack level shit right there. jesus christ, i can imagine some happy home maker being like "hey honey i'm off to the club with the guys." and she's like "ok dear, the kids and i are going to watch frozen on netflix, i'll see when you get back." fuck the club he's off to the secret storage lot with some fucking ill intent on his mind whistling hi ho all the way. shuts the door and takes a hit from that crack pipe like he's punching on for a shift at work. shortly after it's all strobe lights and Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People for the next 4 fucking hours. broseph probably has mad issues in the bedroom, like he can't get it up for his wife because of it. $10 says he's one of those bible bashing types that goes to church every sunday like clockwork and can quote bible passages like breathing air. love to be a fly on the wall at that confessional. father O'Malley probably goes straight to the shrink sunday afternoon from mental scaring.
guys a fucking menace to society.
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Ten dollars says he's a nihilist who studies neomarxism and still lives with his mother, who he hates. This is where he goes to get away and act out his self-loathing issues through a drug-addled masturbation ritual he wouldn't dare attempt at home since he's not allowed to lock his bedroom door. He also calls himself a radical feminist so he can get close to damaged women in the hope that one of them might be mentally ill enough to sleep with him or so desperate for male attention that they won't report him if he drugs and rapes them, which he has done several times in the past and will do again if not caught. Just my take.
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(Old Spike)
you want him to start bottling up the loads and send them to you so you can drink it?
i hear your people have issues with drinking. like lysol and listerine when you can't manage to siphon gas out of the skidoos. bet you can tell the difference between leaded and unleaded
(Old Spike)
Hey I'm not the one posting vids and putting your name in them - don't take it out on me. Not my fault "the rest of us" took a vacation. Deal with it - we're all mostly here to have some laughs, really. I think. Why so serious, Duckling?
(Short Spike)
Shit
They found it.
Welp back to the want ads
(Site Administrator)
that's some brutal going at it like a lumberjack level shit right there. jesus christ, i can imagine some happy home maker being like "hey honey i'm off to the club with the guys." and she's like "ok dear, the kids and i are going to watch frozen on netflix, i'll see when you get back." fuck the club he's off to the secret storage lot with some fucking ill intent on his mind whistling hi ho all the way. shuts the door and takes a hit from that crack pipe like he's punching on for a shift at work. shortly after it's all strobe lights and Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People for the next 4 fucking hours. broseph probably has mad issues in the bedroom, like he can't get it up for his wife because of it. $10 says he's one of those bible bashing types that goes to church every sunday like clockwork and can quote bible passages like breathing air. love to be a fly on the wall at that confessional. father O'Malley probably goes straight to the shrink sunday afternoon from mental scaring.
guys a fucking menace to society.
(Old Spike)
Ten dollars says he's a nihilist who studies neomarxism and still lives with his mother, who he hates. This is where he goes to get away and act out his self-loathing issues through a drug-addled masturbation ritual he wouldn't dare attempt at home since he's not allowed to lock his bedroom door. He also calls himself a radical feminist so he can get close to damaged women in the hope that one of them might be mentally ill enough to sleep with him or so desperate for male attention that they won't report him if he drugs and rapes them, which he has done several times in the past and will do again if not caught. Just my take.
(Long Spike)
GTF out of my shed !!