Straight Men Reading Shouts From Growlr (NSFW)

story time!

As we do where I work, we sit down to our 15 minute break and proceed take the piss out of each other for 30+ minutes while passing around snacks.

The conversation got interesting when this guy (we’ll call him Sean) who used to be known for doing quite well for himself on tinder and myself got into an argument about work ethic. This turned him telling me I was too fat to reach the bottom shelf and me telling him that he was gaining quite a bit of weight himself and that he wouldn’t cut it on tinder anymore. Then placing his sexual orientation into question I pointed out that he would have to start searching for bears. That’s when I wondered if there was an app for that and promptly asked the google. Well, apparently there is and it’s called “growlr”. With no time to spare we wondered what would come up in the images and by the speed of mercury we regretted that real quick. However that didn’t stop me from texting everyone one of them with “Seans first growlr search” as a caption. I only sent it out because everyone at the table except Sean thought it was a good idea. here's the image: